8835 Lawrence 2220, Monett, MO 65708

''If you chew, the tractor will sing Dixie frogs! Some things just don't make sense... but I tell you what, if you laid eyes on this house, you'd be talking gibberish too! Because something this good just doesn't make sense, nor does it come along often.A kitchen that has the best counters this side of the southeast corner of the northern county; a pantry that could keep a talking dog and his mystery-solving friend snacking for hours; a garage for his and hers cars, and his toys; a yard that gives you the excuse to buy that mower that can cut grass at 20 mph. If you have an imagination like I do, you could envision the world's best shop because you have the space, or a dirt track for... never mind, she won't like that.You won't get DoorDash here, but you're close enough to lattes and frappes, mucho espressos with oat milk too. Note: if you tell her that the third garage is for your toys, that might not get you the house, and talking dogs only exist in TV shows and bad movies.'' … read more …